Gosh. Terrible business that ChewChew malarkey. I only popped over for a bit of a holiday and couldn't get through the airport for all the security and screaming sirens. It's hard enough getting over here these days when you come from ePakistan.
Alas, I made it. Frightfully disappointing seeing all those people crying in the streets, and that horrid anarchist Mr jamesw getting all that publicity. Some say he is the new Robin Hood, but I don't think his legs would be terribly attractive in a pair of Pretty Polly's. Others have said he is that cheeky chappie Guy Fawkes all reincarnated. However I heard from a very reliable security guard at the airport, that he was friends with Dave Lee Travis (whomever that is?)
Anyhoo, have to go. My visa has run out and I don't want to get covered in ButtJam.
Ta'ra for now.