You need to take yourself less seriously! This next comment will bring us dangerously close to a thread or post deletion lock since you've lost this so badly (this is a joke mods)
Yes and because I am not a premier league footballer I can't comment on someone's ability at taking free kicks or whatever. You don't have to be a great artist to appreciate art etc.
Using that analogy, the equivalent of what you said is:
"Rooney didn't score in the first twenty minutes of that game! I scored a goal during the two matches I played over the last week!"
To which I said:
"But Rooney was also doing all of the TV for the match and did the prematch entertainment! He is playing another game a couple of days after and played one a few days before".