Author Topic: imagine this for just 10 seconds  (Read 835 times)

RomanSoldier

  • Posts: 12633
imagine this for just 10 seconds
« on: August 28, 2011, 02:17:00 pm »
you had the super power to turn anything into pasta or spaghetti. your at a skiing resort and there's a huge avalanche coming your way.


Do you?

Alice

  • Curiouser and Curiouser
  • Boblo Island
  • Posts: 18317
  • Rabbit hole explorer
Re: imagine this for just 10 seconds
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2011, 02:19:35 pm »
I would turn into spaghetti and burrow my way home.
Quote
Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible, but that alone doesn't make it true.
Quote from: Professor Bob Boblo
He had spent his whole life despised and hated for the mere triviality of wearing dresses and make-up despite possessing a (rather magnificent) penis, and this persecution had fostered within him both a desperate yearning to be loved and appreciated, and an iconoclastic desire to subvert and destroy the odious traditions on which society was built.

Jordan L Alford

  • Posts: 1078
Re: imagine this for just 10 seconds
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2011, 02:19:54 pm »
The first one! If I'm going, I'm going out with a bang



Altaiair

  • Posts: 4369
Re: imagine this for just 10 seconds
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2011, 02:20:00 pm »
You turn your cock into pasta and then slurp it all up
[00:32] <%SteveSteinbeck> because I don't actually hate you

Quote from: "Matteo DeBattista"
Life is not measured by the number of breaths that you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away!
[size=150]RIP[/size]

RomanSoldier

  • Posts: 12633
Re: imagine this for just 10 seconds
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2011, 02:21:22 pm »
Would you turn africa into pasta?

Altaiair

  • Posts: 4369
Re: imagine this for just 10 seconds
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2011, 02:21:37 pm »
no, let the blackies starve
[00:32] <%SteveSteinbeck> because I don't actually hate you

Quote from: "Matteo DeBattista"
Life is not measured by the number of breaths that you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away!
[size=150]RIP[/size]

RomanSoldier

  • Posts: 12633
Re: imagine this for just 10 seconds
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2011, 02:24:51 pm »
I mean including them.

Alice

  • Curiouser and Curiouser
  • Boblo Island
  • Posts: 18317
  • Rabbit hole explorer
Re: imagine this for just 10 seconds
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2011, 02:26:22 pm »
I would turn the arabs into pasta and let the blackies eat them.
Then turn the blacks to pasta and let the chinks eat them.
Then turn the chinks to pasta and let the pigs eat them.
Quote
Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible, but that alone doesn't make it true.
Quote from: Professor Bob Boblo
He had spent his whole life despised and hated for the mere triviality of wearing dresses and make-up despite possessing a (rather magnificent) penis, and this persecution had fostered within him both a desperate yearning to be loved and appreciated, and an iconoclastic desire to subvert and destroy the odious traditions on which society was built.

Altaiair

  • Posts: 4369
Re: imagine this for just 10 seconds
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2011, 02:26:34 pm »
oh. sure.
[00:32] <%SteveSteinbeck> because I don't actually hate you

Quote from: "Matteo DeBattista"
Life is not measured by the number of breaths that you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away!
[size=150]RIP[/size]

RomanSoldier

  • Posts: 12633
Re: imagine this for just 10 seconds
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2011, 02:27:41 pm »
Quote from: "Invalidation"
I would turn the arabs into pasta and let the blackies eat them.
Then turn the blacks to pasta and let the chinks eat them.
Then turn the chinks to pasta and let the pigs eat them.


would make a great reality tv show

Altaiair

  • Posts: 4369
Re: imagine this for just 10 seconds
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2011, 02:28:11 pm »
WAIT WAIT WAIT

We've been imagining this for WAY more than just 10 seconds
[00:32] <%SteveSteinbeck> because I don't actually hate you

Quote from: "Matteo DeBattista"
Life is not measured by the number of breaths that you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away!
[size=150]RIP[/size]

RomanSoldier

  • Posts: 12633
Re: imagine this for just 10 seconds
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2011, 02:28:57 pm »
I meant 10 alien seconds which is 10 million years

Alice

  • Curiouser and Curiouser
  • Boblo Island
  • Posts: 18317
  • Rabbit hole explorer
Re: imagine this for just 10 seconds
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2011, 02:28:57 pm »
Of course it would be televised.
Quote
Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible, but that alone doesn't make it true.
Quote from: Professor Bob Boblo
He had spent his whole life despised and hated for the mere triviality of wearing dresses and make-up despite possessing a (rather magnificent) penis, and this persecution had fostered within him both a desperate yearning to be loved and appreciated, and an iconoclastic desire to subvert and destroy the odious traditions on which society was built.

LeoCordis

  • Posts: 1590
Re: imagine this for just 10 seconds
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2011, 02:29:09 pm »
You'd let the Chinks eat?

silly cabbage

RomanSoldier

  • Posts: 12633
Re: imagine this for just 10 seconds
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2011, 02:29:55 pm »
Quote from: "Invalidation"
Of course it would be televised.


the new big brother, except it would be called "Kill the minorities"

Alice

  • Curiouser and Curiouser
  • Boblo Island
  • Posts: 18317
  • Rabbit hole explorer
Re: imagine this for just 10 seconds
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2011, 02:30:46 pm »
I'd call it "Hungry hungry barbarians"
Quote
Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible, but that alone doesn't make it true.
Quote from: Professor Bob Boblo
He had spent his whole life despised and hated for the mere triviality of wearing dresses and make-up despite possessing a (rather magnificent) penis, and this persecution had fostered within him both a desperate yearning to be loved and appreciated, and an iconoclastic desire to subvert and destroy the odious traditions on which society was built.

LeoCordis

  • Posts: 1590
Re: imagine this for just 10 seconds
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2011, 02:31:30 pm »
Sounds glorious.

RomanSoldier

  • Posts: 12633
Re: imagine this for just 10 seconds
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2011, 02:32:44 pm »
Quote from: "Invalidation"
I'd call it "Hungry hungry barbarians"


Ud make TRILLIONS!, think of the t-shirts you could sell

Alice

  • Curiouser and Curiouser
  • Boblo Island
  • Posts: 18317
  • Rabbit hole explorer
Re: imagine this for just 10 seconds
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2011, 02:34:10 pm »
I would replicate it in every possible media.
Quote
Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible, but that alone doesn't make it true.
Quote from: Professor Bob Boblo
He had spent his whole life despised and hated for the mere triviality of wearing dresses and make-up despite possessing a (rather magnificent) penis, and this persecution had fostered within him both a desperate yearning to be loved and appreciated, and an iconoclastic desire to subvert and destroy the odious traditions on which society was built.

RomanSoldier

  • Posts: 12633
Re: imagine this for just 10 seconds
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2011, 02:39:21 pm »
even childrens shows