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Alice

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BBH in Space... Challenge Royale 31313
« on: October 29, 2013, 09:54:42 pm »
It is the close of the year 31312AC (after catastrophe), the golden age has passed and the Spamican world government has by all measures persisted for 'too long'. Despite all the best efforts of the Johnobrow Anarchofarce, resistance has been crushed for tens of thousands of years and a form of democracy has prevailed... a form of democracy that has essentially sold power to Dastardly Corporation, while the Church of Bobloism has fallen into irrelevance and obscurity.
Its no surprise then that few among the gigantic Spamican population on the homeworld remember the scriptures and their dire forecast for the year 31313. Where is Boblo though? Where is he to lead the last believers to salvation and escape the coming cataclysm? Thirty-one thousand years ago he emerged to bring all Spamicans together and reclaim what the Spamalot Empire had lost, has the decline of the Church over the thousands of years since defeated dear Boblo?

Now Iain Keers himself has commissioned a ship set to launch at the turn of the year, and he is looking for a unique crew to accompany him for purposes known only to himself. A dazzling opportunity for scum such as yourself, and by some great coincidence all the applicants on this thread will find themselves a part of the elite crew of his ship. Only through a break of the forth wall, or extensive study of the scriptures, might you suspect that this will be the last ship ever launched from the Homeworld!




There are six classes to choose from:
Pilot
Engineer
Soldier
Xenologist
Scientist
Priest

You also pick 2 from the list of vices and virtues:
Chastity
Lust
Temperance
Gluttony
Charity
Greed
Diligence
Sloth
Patience
Wrath
Kindness
Envy
Humility
Pride

There will be opportunities in the future to gain new gear and skills for your character, each class begins with a weapon, attire and accessory :3
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He had spent his whole life despised and hated for the mere triviality of wearing dresses and make-up despite possessing a (rather magnificent) penis, and this persecution had fostered within him both a desperate yearning to be loved and appreciated, and an iconoclastic desire to subvert and destroy the odious traditions on which society was built.

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Re: BBH in Space... Challenge Royale 31313
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2013, 09:57:46 pm »
Priest, wrath, lust


I'M A RAINBOW CITIZEN.

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Re: BBH in Space... Challenge Royale 31313
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2013, 10:01:49 pm »
Pilot
Gluttony
Envy
Zaphod: "LongShotzZ is slightly better than mediocre."
Sir Rex: "You know you're in deep shit when you have to ask LongShotzZ to bail you out!"
Mwcerberus: "If I had to pick between fighting 50 duck-sized LongShotzZ's or 1 horse-sized LongShotzZ I think I'd have to get my gun and kill all 51."

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Re: BBH in Space... Challenge Royale 31313
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2013, 10:49:09 pm »
Xenologist
Chastity
Greed
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Re: BBH in Space... Challenge Royale 31313
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2013, 11:16:58 pm »
Engineer Lust Diligence
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Re: BBH in Space... Challenge Royale 31313
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2013, 11:46:41 pm »
Pilot
Temperance
Diligence
This is highly irregular.

LongShotzZ

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Re: BBH in Space... Challenge Royale 31313
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2013, 11:55:01 pm »
Dibs on being main pilot! :P
Zaphod: "LongShotzZ is slightly better than mediocre."
Sir Rex: "You know you're in deep shit when you have to ask LongShotzZ to bail you out!"
Mwcerberus: "If I had to pick between fighting 50 duck-sized LongShotzZ's or 1 horse-sized LongShotzZ I think I'd have to get my gun and kill all 51."

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Re: BBH in Space... Challenge Royale 31313
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2013, 12:34:15 am »
Priest, Kindness, Patience

Since everyone else is going to be sex crazed bounty hunters, I figured I should balance things out.
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Re: BBH in Space... Challenge Royale 31313
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2013, 07:57:41 am »
Scientist, wrath and pride.

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Re: BBH in Space... Challenge Royale 31313
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2013, 12:06:25 pm »
Priest, Kindness, Patience

Since everyone else is going to be sex crazed bounty hunters, I figured I should balance things out.

>bounty hunting
>not serving the glorious Third Reich Spamican with manual labour as a gunnery engineer

Do you even panzer?
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Re: BBH in Space... Challenge Royale 31313
« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2013, 12:55:29 pm »
soldier, sloth, pride
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Re: BBH in Space... Challenge Royale 31313
« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2013, 01:12:26 pm »
Pilot
Temperance
Diligence

Damn. If I'd have paid better attention to the list I'd have chosen temperance over greed for my character. Oh well, greed is always good fun.
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Re: BBH in Space... Challenge Royale 31313
« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2013, 04:00:54 pm »
Scientist, patience and humility (Just like that gorgeous real life Butjam)
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Re: BBH in Space... Challenge Royale 31313
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2013, 05:29:58 pm »
Scientist, Diligence, Wrath
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Re: BBH in Space... Challenge Royale 31313
« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2013, 06:00:13 pm »
So far we only have one soldier, and that's painkiller.

We're doomed.
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Re: BBH in Space... Challenge Royale 31313
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2013, 06:02:56 pm »
Tl;dr

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Re: BBH in Space... Challenge Royale 31313
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2013, 07:41:56 pm »
Soldier - Greed - Wrath
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Alice

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Re: BBH in Space... Challenge Royale 31313
« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2013, 07:50:18 pm »
Nobody likes charity

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Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible, but that alone doesn't make it true.
Quote from: Professor Bob Boblo
He had spent his whole life despised and hated for the mere triviality of wearing dresses and make-up despite possessing a (rather magnificent) penis, and this persecution had fostered within him both a desperate yearning to be loved and appreciated, and an iconoclastic desire to subvert and destroy the odious traditions on which society was built.

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Re: BBH in Space... Challenge Royale 31313
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2013, 07:55:15 pm »
Hurry up and get on with the adventure!
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Re: BBH in Space... Challenge Royale 31313
« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2013, 07:56:20 pm »
Hurry up and get on with the adventure!
Zaphod: "LongShotzZ is slightly better than mediocre."
Sir Rex: "You know you're in deep shit when you have to ask LongShotzZ to bail you out!"
Mwcerberus: "If I had to pick between fighting 50 duck-sized LongShotzZ's or 1 horse-sized LongShotzZ I think I'd have to get my gun and kill all 51."