Author Topic: Space Game Turn 1  (Read 2377 times)

CottonPicken

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Re: Space Game Turn 1
« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2014, 01:04:52 pm »
After discussing with kdogg we have came to an agreement and will be signing a contract for him to join my fight against Digby for one turn only.

For his services I will be paying him 125p.

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Re: Space Game Turn 1
« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2014, 01:09:28 pm »
And with that I move my current fleet of 4 to Blarg.

LongShotzZ

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Re: Space Game Turn 1
« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2014, 01:25:32 pm »
Wow, bye Digby.
« Last Edit: April 10, 2014, 01:29:27 pm by LongShotzZ »
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Wayne

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Re: Space Game Turn 1
« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2014, 02:44:32 pm »
... and as a DCer, I get what special privileges?





CottonPicken

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Re: Space Game Turn 1
« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2014, 02:46:05 pm »
none, dc suck

LongShotzZ

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Re: Space Game Turn 1
« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2014, 02:53:03 pm »
Fire everything on Xenomorph!
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Re: Space Game Turn 1
« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2014, 02:54:50 pm »
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Re: Space Game Turn 1
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2014, 02:55:54 pm »
Fire everything on Xenomorph!


Don't ram them, just shoot beams of laser shit at them.
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Re: Space Game Turn 1
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2014, 03:01:27 pm »
none, dc suck

Don't hate cuz we have refused you membership numerous times...  it's un lady like.





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Re: Space Game Turn 1
« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2014, 03:02:52 pm »
none, dc suck

Don't hate cuz we have refused you membership numerous times...  it's un lady like.

I find funky much friendlier and impressive anyway

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Re: Space Game Turn 1
« Reply #30 on: April 10, 2014, 03:49:14 pm »
none, dc suck

Don't hate cuz we have refused you membership numerous times...  it's un lady like.

I find funky much friendlier and impressive anyway

Those rejected by DC often go on to claim other MU's are better anyway and they didn't really care if we allowed em in.

You can buy accounts, but you can't buy personality...





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Re: Space Game Turn 1
« Reply #31 on: April 10, 2014, 04:14:52 pm »
I wouldn't want to have a personality like yours, it's disgusting

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Re: Space Game Turn 1
« Reply #32 on: April 10, 2014, 04:44:15 pm »
I'm going to assume people are on their starting battlecruiser where they don't declare what they are attached to.
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Quote from: Professor Bob Boblo
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Re: Space Game Turn 1
« Reply #33 on: April 10, 2014, 04:46:19 pm »
James Cameron lied.

In space everyone can hear you bicker for thousands of light years around ;_;


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Re: Space Game Turn 1
« Reply #34 on: April 10, 2014, 08:09:48 pm »
dc uber alles


I'M A RAINBOW CITIZEN.

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Re: Space Game Turn 1
« Reply #35 on: April 10, 2014, 10:29:03 pm »
The Holy Confederation of Blarg will do the following this turn:

The construction of 2 shield frigates and 8 drone fighters for a combined cost of 132 platinum.

The proposal of a formal alliance with the venerable Empire of Goa'uld for a duration of 5 turns at a cost of 150 platinum.

The development of 3 industry and 5 industry at regions 3 and 4 respectively on planet Blarg for a total cost of 128 platinum.

The Blarg fleet will remain at the home planet and await rendezvous. An emissary of Blarg will be send to Our Lord Bob Boblo to humbly request spiritual aid for this intolerable act of aggression against holy land.
« Last Edit: April 10, 2014, 10:54:20 pm by Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar »
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Re: Space Game Turn 1
« Reply #36 on: April 10, 2014, 10:39:05 pm »
revised

buy 1 battlecruiser - 61 mones
region 1: 5 ind
region 2: 3 ind, 1 fort
region 3: 5 ind
region 4: 3 ind
- 276 mones

SemeUke alliance - 150 mones
send all fleet to digby-san

total- 487 mones
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Re: Space Game Turn 1
« Reply #37 on: April 10, 2014, 11:00:00 pm »
Also really sorry Alice for making an edit, there was punctuation I had to fix.

Renaming muh fleet, I'll send you the names on IRC.
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Re: Space Game Turn 1
« Reply #38 on: April 10, 2014, 11:07:12 pm »
Also really sorry Alice for making an edit, there was punctuation I had to fix.

Renaming muh fleet, I'll send you the names on IRC.
.punctuation! is! overated!-
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he can easily make people ashamed of how small they are, cause his is big
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Re: Space Game Turn 1
« Reply #39 on: April 11, 2014, 12:03:32 am »
The Puny Gathering of Ewoks under the control of the fat, hairy overlord WookieO would like to do the following this turn:

Purchase 1 Cuntbadger (Battlecruiser) and 1 Spunkshield (Shield Frigate) costing 87p and I think using all of my industry, because my little ewok underlings are bleedin' rubbish at doing anything productive, preferring to sit on their furry backsides smoking da local ewok grass and annoying the flower out of me.


With that in mind can I also buy 14 industry in total; 2 in the jungle region of Stinkville, 5 in the arctic region of Arsechill, 4 in the arctic region of Buttcramp and 3 in the arctic region of Frozennob, which if I've understood everything correctly should be 224p.

That should leave me 189p.

I'm attached to the original Cuntbadger - the "Rectal Displacement".

So names and stuff:


Nobody is going anywhere, just chilling for now in one fleet.

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