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Lionbeard

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What happened after...
« on: August 06, 2014, 07:22:26 pm »
...Charlie Bucket became friends with Willy!



He becomes a global advertising star, being the new face of Willy's many fantastic treats...



But Charlie eats nothing but the chocolate and snosberries and those weird flowers that you drink from and then eat what looks like wax... This leads to him being diagnosed with Type 2 diabities...



Undeterred Charlie keeps eating the sweets, disregading medical advice that if he keeps eating sweats he will die...



Charlie was fat and ugly and had no friends but Willy, but even Willy knew Charlie was damaging the brand... so he put his hands on Charlie's shoulders...



And got rid of him in a 'tragic accident', to prevent leaking secrets about the Oompa Loompa slave labour...



His body has not been found.
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Diakun

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Re: What happened after...
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2014, 08:35:48 pm »
needs more buggery
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Bob Boblo

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Re: What happened after...
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2014, 05:49:15 pm »
Cool story, bro

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Lionbeard

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Re: What happened after...
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2014, 06:46:23 pm »
"Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force!" Barbie

Sir Jimmy

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Re: What happened after...
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2015, 09:23:36 am »
Semi-amusing

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Diakun

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Re: What happened after...
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2015, 03:33:34 pm »
gtfo
Nymeus - 5:56 PM
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ApronChef

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Re: What happened after...
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2015, 04:23:43 pm »
And then?

Arthur Wellesley

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Re: What happened after...
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2015, 08:15:49 pm »
tldr old chap
This is highly irregular.

ApronChef

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Re: What happened after...
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2015, 08:36:50 pm »
And then?

Lionbeard

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Re: What happened after...
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2015, 10:48:16 pm »
This was a classic, and it will remain so.
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Re: What happened after...
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2015, 11:05:59 pm »
And then?

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Re: What happened after...
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2015, 12:07:20 am »
Can i just ask why i got a notification of it on my phone when it's probably older then my account. Or did my phone sense my boredom and send me this in an attempt to cheer me up?

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ApronChef

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Re: What happened after...
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2015, 12:17:26 am »
And then?

Sir Jimmy

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Re: What happened after...
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2015, 12:46:02 am »
The phone failed to cheer me up and I committed suicide

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ApronChef

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Re: What happened after...
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2015, 01:22:57 am »
And then?

Lionbeard

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Re: What happened after...
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2015, 09:47:21 am »
This topic might be more to your style.

Another classic by me, if I may say so.
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Re: What happened after...
« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2015, 11:55:53 am »
And then?

Diakun

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Re: What happened after...
« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2015, 12:19:50 pm »
charlie had a gaping asshole
Nymeus - 5:56 PM
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ApronChef

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Re: What happened after...
« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2015, 12:21:40 pm »
And then?

Sir Jimmy

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Re: What happened after...
« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2015, 07:02:23 pm »
He realized no butt plug or fist could touch the sides

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