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Re: In Soviet Russia Jokes

Postby Altaiair » Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:47:07 pm

In soviet russia, internet browses you!
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In soviet russia, door opens you!

In soviet russia, a gun shoots you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia Jokes

Postby RomanSoldier » Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:17:33 am

In soviet Russia CHILD MOLESTS YOU!
In Soviet Russia you blow up terrorist
In soviet Russia Prostitute pays you!
In soviet Russia SKY DIVES YOU!
In Soviet Russia Water swims you
In soviet Russia You sexually Harass lee
In Soviet Russia Computers Virus YOU
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Re: In Soviet Russia Jokes

Postby Darius J Pearlshire » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:11:14 am

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris praises you
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Re: In Soviet Russia Jokes

Postby Jan Baykara » Fri Mar 19, 2010 9:25:32 pm

In Soviet Russia, land plough YOU!
In Soviet Russia, document find YOU!
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Re: In Soviet Russia Jokes

Postby Darius J Pearlshire » Fri Mar 19, 2010 9:26:42 pm

In America, you call the police. In Soviet Russia, the police call YOU
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Re: In Soviet Russia Jokes

Postby Daniel Thorrold » Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:40:18 pm

In Soviet Russia, plane fly's you.
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Re: In Soviet Russia Jokes

Postby DamianJacobTamirJagr » Fri Mar 19, 2010 11:00:29 pm

In soviet russia name googles you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia Jokes

Postby Hassan Pesearn » Fri Mar 19, 2010 11:15:27 pm

Jake Pearlshire wrote:In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris praises you

Shut up
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Re: In Soviet Russia Jokes

Postby Blueniel » Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:31:47 pm

Hassan you need your sight sorting out. You missed one.
Jake Pearlshire wrote:In America, you call the police. In Soviet Russia, the police call YOU
“Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.”
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Re: In Soviet Russia Jokes

Postby Darius J Pearlshire » Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:39:35 am

In America, you shoot bears. In Soviet Russia, bear shoots YOU!

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Re: In Soviet Russia Jokes

Postby Jan Baykara » Fri Jul 16, 2010 3:06:01 pm

In soviet russia, admin spam YOU!
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Re: In Soviet Russia Jokes

Postby Andy Millward » Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:41:22 am

In capitalist America, mirror breaks you.
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Re: In Soviet Russia Jokes

Postby Not Quite As One » Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:15:03 am

In Soviet Russia, television watches you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia Jokes

Postby Goku Jones » Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:18:59 am

In Soviet Russia, Party has YOU!
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Re: In Soviet Russia Jokes

Postby Bob the terrorist » Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:28:01 pm

In soviet russia, the socially necessary labour-time required to produce the means of subsistence decreases the increase in productivity!
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Re: In Soviet Russia Jokes

Postby Not Quite As One » Fri Aug 06, 2010 7:08:59 am

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Re: In Soviet Russia Jokes

Postby Darius J Pearlshire » Sat Aug 07, 2010 6:20:35 am

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I lol'd very hard
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Re: In Soviet Russia Jokes

Postby Not Quite As One » Sat Aug 07, 2010 7:14:57 am

I try.
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Re: In Soviet Russia Jokes

Postby IndieKid » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:44:56 pm

In soviet russia, you compel fishduck.
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